All posts by Arie Wilson Passwaters

07

Jan'15

Oh, the places you will go … in your sleep

Sleep has always been a cruel mistress for me. I love sweet, dreamy slumber, but sleep has not always returned …

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12

Nov'14

ParaFAIL: How I got jerked 450 feet in the air via giant wedgy

This is the story of how I went cursing, hurling and hurdling toward a horrified group of tourists at about 30 miles per hour—then belly-flopped on a speedboat and swore off water sports for good.

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06

Oct'14

We had a pet alligator named Larry, and the cat ate him

So I was in a staff meeting, and the topic of alligators came up. (No, I don’t remember how. Yes, …

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15

Jul'14

Well hello there, they call me Mrs. Sasswaters

First meetings are so uncomfortable, right? I mean what’s the protocol? Do you just smile and deliver a standard issue …

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